the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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