for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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