New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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