You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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