before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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