I think scott just propositioned me for sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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