Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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