It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i barfeds in our rink
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Less talking, more tequila
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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