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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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