yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
my liver is dry heaving
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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