I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference