Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Can I color on your dick again?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?