do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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