How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?