Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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