I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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