The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We're too hungover to prance.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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