I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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