why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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