Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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