Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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