he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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