how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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