we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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