I don't usually arrange sex via text message
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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