I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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