Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
why do cheetos always look like penises
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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