oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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