What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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