i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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