Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Never joke about your clitoris.
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