he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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