Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I intend to get homeless drunk
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
