Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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