Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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