Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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