Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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