YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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