Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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