There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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