giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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