I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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