Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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