it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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