That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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