this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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