Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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