Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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