The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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