Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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