Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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