ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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