Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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