Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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