i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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