i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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